10 Random Poker Quotes

• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown