10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• It's Free To Fold...
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!