10 Random Poker Quotes

• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.