10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm