10 Random Poker Quotes

• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.