10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.