10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- im going to 2 out you to death
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio