10 Random Poker Quotes

• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth