10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- Fold and live to fold again
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977