10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it