10 Random Poker Quotes

• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."