10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.