10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm