10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- Fook the floosh droo!
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth