10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.