10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Fold and live to fold again
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)