10 Random Poker Quotes

• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• im going to 2 out you to death
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.