10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth