10 Random Poker Quotes

• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• Poker is for loners.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen