10 Random Poker Quotes

• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Poker is for fat, American losers.