10 Random Poker Quotes

• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• Poker is for loners.