10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- Welcome to kicker school
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.