10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd