10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury