10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is