10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water