10 Random Poker Quotes

• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."