10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Poker is for loners.
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.