10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.