10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• im going to 2 out you to death
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer