10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.