10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow