10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "No river, no fish."
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• im going to 2 out you to death
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.