10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A