10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT