10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson