10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson