10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- Fook the floosh droo!
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- "No river, no fish."