10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Fold and live to fold again
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!