10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.