10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- "No river, no fish."
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel