10 Random Poker Quotes

• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Welcome to kicker school