10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.