10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."