10 Random Poker Quotes

• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?