10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- It's Free To Fold...
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones