10 Random Poker Quotes

• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!