10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- Fold and live to fold again
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.