10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!