10 Random Poker Quotes

• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.